Ai Wei’s Blogs

Do you know that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler.

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I need to use the bathroom really badly.
But a goddamn enormous sickening nauseating cockroach, with extremely long feelers sticking out proudly, was roaming about leisurely when i stepped in.
So, i hopped around the toiletbowl for abit, stifled a scream, hopped outta the bathroom, and vowed not to pee tonight at all.

I want to be indispensable to people
And hope that it works both ways
Im not saying the universe has to revolve around me
Just to feel sigficant and important
To know that i’m wanted and needed
Afterall, i’m not a dispensing machine that spits tissue paper.

i think someone should invest in a bubble-like structure over singapore

and then air condition the whole country

the weather had been so screwed up that even my toes are constantly sweating.

Brrrrrrrrrr…