Ai Wei’s Blogs

Came across an interesting quote today
“The mirror is your best friend.”
So, what if your best friend is an intellectually handicapped, repulsively ugly, with a personality to match, moron?

A friend of mine recently told me: “Ivy! Tomorrow wear nice nice hor. You have to go to a party and entertain those pple for me.”

“Orh…” I grunted.

That just about killed all the excitement I had.

Example of a conversation with an unknown person went like this:

Me: Hey! How have you been?
Unknown: Hey! Good good…
Me: How’s your family?
Unknown: Good good…
Me: Great!
Unknown: Thanks!
Me: … …
Unknown: … …
Me: I gotta run over for awhile. Great seeing you! (Fake laughter)
Unknown: Sure! Yah! (Fake laughter)

I spent the rest of the night hanging by the counter that served roast beef. I had 5 servings, felt nauseas, and went off by 9pm.

I realised recently my mom had me at my age.
I was amazed.
I don’t feel the least bit ready to settle down, let alone starting a family.
There is so much in life to pursue.
I’m having so much fun, living life to the fullest (in my own way).
When the kids (+ aunty A) and I get together, we have the intelligence of a 6 year old. Combined.
Activities we engage in includes:
1. spitting at each other.
2. sneezing at somebody else’s face
3. fireman lift
4. play catching everywhere. anywhere. e.g. vivocity, orchard road, esplanade.
5. stripping (sometimes its voluntary, e.g. R)

Seeking advice, I turned to my mom.
She scoffed, and went ‘I’m more mature than you.’
Gee. Thanks mom. That helps.

decided on a box of chocolates for breakfast,

opened the box and found a cockroach sitting leisurely on my chocolates.

Forest Gump used to say that ‘life is like a box of chocolates’

i looked down at the particular box of chocolates in my hands

it was like a tight slap right across the face.

HARD.